New Warp 11 App Almost Ready to “Hit” App Store!

Yes! After years of expensive research and development, our new app, The Shat-Slap™ is almost ready to hit the app stores! Early reviews look good with comments like…

“I’ve wanted to do that for years.” – George Takei

“Bastard had it coming…” – Khan Noonien Singh

I love it! That son of a bitch never paid a dime of child support! – Drusilla

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We’re working on the last few features now including bruising and a more realistic movement of the toupee! The Shat-Slap™ will be available for both IOS and Android soon so get your credit cards or gold-pressed latinum ready!