I think they got the costumes all wrong. Should have been something more like this…

Thanks to this delicious Chocolate Scotty Bust! (If only “they” would immortalize parts of MY anatomy in chocolate…)

Read all about it Here!

Now you can Too!

Are you as sick of listening to my (Captain Karl Miller’s) interviews as I am? Break up the monotony with this great interview with Warp 11’s own Chief Engineer Brian Moore as he chats “uncensored” with our favorite Trek radio station, Subspace Radio.net.

Are you sick and tired of unsightly rings left on your control surfaces by frosty glasses of Romulan Ale? Do yourself a favor and pick up some of these Star Trek Isolinear Chip Coasters!

“When Kashyyyk sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending wookiees that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing death sticks. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good humanoids.”
~Darth Trump~

I wonder if we could commission a “Precious Moments” line of Warp 11 figures? They could feature me having sex with 4 precious little groupies. Kiki trying on a precious little studded leather bra. John drinking from a precious little bottle of Jack Daniels and Brian Cruising a precious little gay bar. I’ll get the Kickstarter going later next week.

In the mean time get the original Here if you dare!