Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock Him up!

“When Kashyyyk sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending wookiees that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing death sticks. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good humanoids.”
~Darth Trump~

This “Precious Moments” Figure Made Me Throw Up in my Mouth a Little

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I wonder if we could commission a “Precious Moments” line of Warp 11 figures? They could feature me having sex with 4 precious little groupies. Kiki trying on a precious little studded leather bra. John drinking from a precious little bottle of Jack Daniels and Brian Cruising a precious little gay bar. I’ll get the Kickstarter going later next week.

In the mean time get the original Here if you dare!