Monthly Archives: March 2016

Borgasm Pills?

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Why waste your time listening when you can get the entire experience in pill form? Borgasm Pills
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Best Bike Helmet EVER!

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I took my new “Trek” bike out for a spin today. To round off my riding/safety ensemble I wore one of these vintage Star Trek helmets I found on eBay! They protect your head with amazing futuristic fashion and look just like the ones Mr. Spock wore on the show!

Live Long and Bike Safely!

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Flashback Friday! “Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill kill Jar Jar”

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Sometimes on Halloween, Warp 11 hands the mic over to “Hyperdrive 12,” their favorite Star Wars band. Here they are a few years back playing their rousing rendition of “Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill kill Jar Jar.” Sorry about the crappy audio. Enjoy!
 

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Jar Jar
 
Through space - Through time
Wesa don’t care what wesa find
Only one thing on wesa mind, it’s…
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Jar Jar
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Klingons
 
Wesa go - Wesa bold
And wesa don’t do what wesa told
That is unless wesa told to…
 
I’d say Amen - If Obi wan said, “Call me Ben,”
And how’d you like to go…”
 
That gungan over yar yar
I’m gonna kill him now because his name is jar jar
I drive far far
In my car car
I run him over till he look like steak tar tar
His face I mar mar
Give him a scar scar
I burn him in the eye with a lit cigar gar
We kill Jar Jar
Drink in a bar bar
Oh yeah
 
There’s jar jar -What do you do?
Mesa tell you once - Mesa tell you true
Mesa know what Mesa’d do, if Mesa were you.
Mesad Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill that Jar Jar