I know they told me not to gamble but when I saw it… something just came over me. How could I lose?
For weeks I sat before it. Feeding it money as one might give tribute to some forgotten, HUNGRY God.

Don’t worry…. I’ll win it back…

A lot of people have 3 mortgages on their house…

It’s going to pay out soon. The next one for sure!

Alas. I was wrong.
My machine is a harsh mistress.