At
the age of eighteen Jeff Hewitt materialized from
empty space and assumed his current position behind
the drums. Jeff is the only known human whose
liver has achieved warp speed. Jeff holds the
title of Honorary Chief Medical Officer but carries
no known medical licenses and has exhibited no
sign of medical experience outside of frequent
self-medication. Jeff developed his manic percussion
methods in several Sacramento punk rock bands
including The Suck, which also featured Karl. |
