I worm your hole and I milk your way
I tap that a** just like George Takei
I breach your core till you’re gonna blow
I make you come, I make you boldly go

I shouldn’t have to tell you, baby
I’m fully functional

You’re an alien girl and you got spots on your skin
When I’m not beaming down I am beaming in
When I look at you, well I start to grow
I’m gonna regulate your plasma flow

I shouldn’t have to tell you, baby
I’m fully functional
You can see for yourself, little honey
I’m fully functional

I can go fast and I can go slow
I can make it good, I can make it so
I can make you scream, I can make you whine
I can make you explode, little baby
Make you feel so fine

Got an alien chick, she likes my captain’s stick
She like it nice and long, she like it nice and thick
She like it nice and slow, she like it nice and quick
She got a 12-inch tongue that she use to lick my

Moby Dick is the name of my whale
White like the Ketracel in my veins
It’s a photon torpedo and it cannot fail
And when it detonates she don’t complain