She’s in my bed and in my head
Knows what I’m thinking before it’s said
I’m in a bind, she’s in my mind
I tried drinking just to stay ahead

What am I supposed to do when she can read my mind?
She knows when I’m looking at another girl’s behind

She knows that I hate her cat
And that I think that dress makes her look fat
Got her a gift, looked in her eyes
She got upset cause I ruined the surprise

Why does she torture me with all this romance?
When I know that she knows I just want in her pants

I'm in the middle of a Betazoid mind f***
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle

What can I say? I can’t protest
I’m always thinking about her chest
And then I dropped a mental bomb
Because I thought about sex with her mom

I know that we must be getting closer to the end
Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend

She wrecks all the fantasies that I have in my head
Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed
Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine
Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines