I don’t want to live like you and be just another clone
I don’t want to be popular I’d rather be alone
I don’t want your addiction, I got one of my own
Cause I’ve been bestowed every episode of Star Trek ever shown

I don’t want to be a leader or last longer in bed
I don’t want a therapist to fix my f******-up head
I don’t want to hear the lies and bull**** that you’ve spread
I just want to go and get it on with a girl from Betazed

And boldly go where no man’s gone before

Yeah, I don’t want your shiny car
I don’t want your new guitar
I don’t want your medicine
When I’m not feeling well

I don’t want your paradise
I found my god in Star Trek V
I don’t want to go to heaven
As long as they have Vulcans in hell

I don’t want entertainment news or reality TV
I don’t give a flying f*** about Paris and Britney
I don’t want your s***** job, poverty’s fine for me
It just leaves me more quality time in front of my TV

To boldly go where no man’s gone before

And your champagne
And your cocaine
And your hot stocks
And your Botox
And your flat screen
And your cuisine
And your implants
And your tight pants
And your new cars
Cuban cigars
And your hot tub
And your yacht club
And your limo
And your Bordeaux
Won’t make you happier than me